A Precious Little Girl~

 A precious little girl, with two missing teeth, walks into Pet 

 Smart and asks the owner, "Excuthe me mithter, do you 

 have any widdle wabbits?"

 As his heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's 

 on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, 

 or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that 

 cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

 She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, crosses her arms,

 Leans forward and says;

  
 "It dothn't weally matter, I don't think my python givth a 

 thit." http://INSPIREDTOLAUGH.COM