Boy and monkey lol

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking
down the road when he passed a policeman who
said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better
take to that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy
was walking down the road with the monkey on his
shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman.
The policeman said, "Hey there, I thought I told you
to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered,
"I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."

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