Never mess with a senior citizen LOL

 
Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some senior is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice
asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling butt -holes.”
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, “You’re doing well. Only
two left.”
Seniors — don’t mess with them!

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