Captain Joke

A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier
rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching
us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The
soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes
in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the
Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the
red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood
shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope."
Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just
spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly
replies, "Go bring my yellow pants."
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