John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long
day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite
arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns on the TV, and
turns to his wife Hannah, “Honey, please get me a
hard drink, I think it’s about to start.” Hannah rolls
her eyes, heads to the kitchen, takes out a beer
from the fridge, and brings it to John. “Honey”, said
John, two minutes later, “please get me another one
quickly before it starts.” “WHAT THE HECK IS
WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR
NOTHING!” Hannah exclaimed, “DO YOU THINK
I’M YOUR PERSONAL WAITER!? YOU PLOP
YOURSELF DOWN ON YOUR EASY CHAIR
AND EXPECT ME TO BE ON YOUR BECK
AND CALL!? IS THAT ALL I’M GOOD FOR!?
John sighs, and mutters under his breath, “it started….”
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