“Haha”, thought the cop gleefully, when he saw
the staggering man walking out of the bar
towards the parking lot, “I’ll just wait until
he pulls out and then I’ll pull him over for
drunk driving.” There was no doubt about
it the man was as drunk as could be, after
tripping over a rock and dusting himself off,
the man slowly made his way towards his car
swaying every which way. After opening the
passenger side door by mistake, the man finally
opened the right door and sat down heavily in the
driver’s seat. After dosing off for a few minutes
the man seemed to awake out of his drunken
slumber and slowly put his keys in the ignition
turning on the car. The man barely started pulling
out before the cop turned on his sirens full blast
and headed over to the car, “alright buddy” said
the cop, “get on out and let me see you walk a
straight line.” To the cops surprise the man easily
walked a straight line. After passing the Breathalyzer
test too, the cop was positively mystified, “how’d you
get sober so quick?” question the cop. “Get sober?”
responded the man with a smile, “I always was sober,
I was just distracting you so all my drunken buddies
could escape without you noticing!”
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“Haha”, thought the
cop gleefully, when he saw the staggering man walking out of the bar
towards the parking lot, “I’ll just wait until he pulls out and then
I’ll pull him over for drunk driving.”
There was no doubt about it the man was as drunk as could be, after
tripping over a rock and dusting himself off, the man slowly made his
way towards his car swaying every which way. After opening the
passenger side door by mistake, the man finally opened the right door
and sat down heavily in the driver’s seat.
After dosing off for a few minutes the man seemed to awake out of his
drunken slumber and slowly put his keys in the ignition turning on the
car.
The man barely started pulling out before the cop turned on his sirens
full blast and headed over to the car, “alright buddy” said the cop,
“get on out and let me see you walk a straight line.” To the cops
surprise the man easily walked a straight line.
After passing the Breathalyzer test too, the cop was positively
mystified, “how’d you get sober so quick?” question the cop.
“Get sober?” responded the man with a smile, “I always was sober, I was
just distracting you so all my drunken buddies could escape without you
noticing!”
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