The Stagger lol

“Haha”, thought the cop gleefully, when he saw
 the staggering man walking out of the bar
 towards the parking lot, “I’ll just wait until
he pulls out and then I’ll pull him over for
drunk driving.” There was no doubt about
 it the man was as drunk as could be, after
 tripping over a rock and dusting himself off,
 the man slowly made his way towards his car
 swaying every which way. After opening the
 passenger side door by mistake, the man finally
 opened the right door and sat down heavily in the
 driver’s seat. After dosing off for a few minutes
 the man seemed to awake out of his drunken
 slumber and slowly put his keys in the ignition
turning on the car. The man barely started pulling
 out before the cop turned on his sirens full blast
 and headed over to the car, “alright buddy” said
 the cop, “get on out and let me see you walk a
straight line.” To the cops surprise the man easily
walked a straight line. After passing the Breathalyzer
 test too, the cop was positively mystified, “how’d you
 get sober so quick?” question the cop. “Get sober?”
 responded the man with a smile, “I always was sober,
I was just distracting you so all my drunken buddies
could escape without you noticing!”

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“Haha”, thought the cop gleefully, when he saw the staggering man walking out of the bar towards the parking lot, “I’ll just wait until he pulls out and then I’ll pull him over for drunk driving.” There was no doubt about it the man was as drunk as could be, after tripping over a rock and dusting himself off, the man slowly made his way towards his car swaying every which way. After opening the passenger side door by mistake, the man finally opened the right door and sat down heavily in the driver’s seat. After dosing off for a few minutes the man seemed to awake out of his drunken slumber and slowly put his keys in the ignition turning on the car. The man barely started pulling out before the cop turned on his sirens full blast and headed over to the car, “alright buddy” said the cop, “get on out and let me see you walk a straight line.” To the cops surprise the man easily walked a straight line. After passing the Breathalyzer test too, the cop was positively mystified, “how’d you get sober so quick?” question the cop. “Get sober?” responded the man with a smile, “I always was sober, I was just distracting you so all my drunken buddies could escape without you noticing!”

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